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A
blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer
decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your
age, please?"
The blonde
counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying
"Ehhhh .. 22!".
The interviewer
tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you
tell us your height, please?".
The young lady
stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then
traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of
her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!".
This isn't
looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh,
just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The blonde
bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing
something silently to herself, before replying "Mandy!".
The interviewer
is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity,
miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out
your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but
what were you doing when we asked you your name?"
"Ohh that!",
replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday
to you, happy birthday to you....' ". |