| There's
this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple
red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring,
having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying
a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking,
he is only going about 45.
To get the point across
that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she
gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back
and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but
to her it looks like a wave and she waves back.
Since her first attempt
was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing
her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process.
Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions
for her to pull over to the side of the road.
The trucker steps out
of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet
in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move
until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps
inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce
Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it,
and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left
is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal.
Satisfied, he throws
the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets
there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street
laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just
beat the crap out of your car!" She is laughing too hard to respond,
but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking
I stepped out of the circle!"
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