THE
VALUE ADDED CHICKEN JOKE - Work Jokes
| Question: |
Why
did the chicken cross the road? |
| Buddha |
Asking
this question denies your own chicken nature. |
Colonel
Sanders |
Damn,
I missed one! |
Anderson
Consulting |
Deregulation
of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant
market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges
to create and develop the competencies required for the newly
competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship
with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical
distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the
Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken
use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences
to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support
of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.
Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road
analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with
deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day
itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge
capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize
with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering
and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide
value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median
processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling
and creating an impactful environment which was strategically
based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear,
and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission,
vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation
of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting
helped the chicken change to become more successful. |
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